Worst American movies of Summer 2007

Courtesy of the Washington Post: Critics Everywhere Agree: These Were the Stinkers of Summer

If I were an angrier, snobbier, and more eloquent person, I would have absolutely written movie reviews for a living.

It is true, this past summer was full of shitty movies...especially sequels and trequels!

Anyway, I thought this article was hilarious, relaying the top 10 worst movies of the summer according to Rotten Tomatoes. I especially liked one critic's description of some bad Lindsay Lohan horror flick as "torture porn." I mean really, that IS the epitome of what those stupid teen slasher movies entail.

Or how about on the movie B.R.A.T.Z: "This movie is SO BAD! I can't believe I just spent an hour and a half of my life, like, watching it, when I could have been totally trying on hairbands instead!"

What's funnier, that the movie was so bad or that some 50-year-old male film critic was trying to emulate the personality of a teenybopper? "Trying on hairbands" ?? What the hell does that even mean?

In other news, I am officially on Netflix. Let the sedentary movie-addict lifestyle begin!